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(My very late birthday present for 
. I have yet to colour it, so here it is before it is ruined. I also wrote a mini-slightly random-story with it, so enjoy! XD)
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"Time for a lesson..."
"And time to meet your darkest fears!"
The two lunged at each other, canes high above their heads ready to strike. Voltaire was about to give a rather nasty blow to his opponent, only to let his cane hang in mid air.
Ladies and gentlemen, here is what we call a record scratch moment.
Rafe looked at him in surprise. "Well?"
"...Wouldn't it be a shame to ruin your hat? I rather like it, good quality."
And here, ladies and gentlemen, is where you can proceed to either facepalm, go "OMGWTFBBQ", or choke on the fly that decided your open jaw would make a nice resting place.
"Ah I suppose... thank you, yours is a rather fine hat as well."
"And that cane, simply splendid. Mine may not look that well, but in all honesty it's the practicality that counts." he twisted the top to reveal the blade.
The strange man (if he was even a man) chuckled. "Ah that is bound to get a few good scares out of some people! I must try that some time."
"Scares?"
Grinning a red grin, he nodded. "I specialize in making people's greatest fears come true."
"I see…” Voltaire was soon grinning as well. “I specialise in teaching, though my students unfortunately tend to find my lessons too harsh. On the up side, they never live to tell anyone about it.” Both men burst out in laughter.
After a few minutes of laughing at a few more morbid jokes, Voltaire wiped tears of laughter with gloved hand. “I must say Mr…?”
“Call me Rafe.” He tipped his hat at him.
“And you may call me Voltaire.” He smirked, also returning the favour. “You know Mr Rafe, I do believe this may be the start of a rather pleasant acquaintanceship...”
Rafe let out another laugh. “I believe so too.”
AND THEY WENT HAND IN HAND AND FROLICED IN ZEE PRETTY FLOWERS!! OMG ZEE FLOWERS!!
…or maybe they just went to a bar or something. The End.
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Voltaire (left) © me
Rafe (right) ©
. I have yet to colour it, so here it is before it is ruined. I also wrote a mini-slightly random-story with it, so enjoy! XD)_________________________
"Time for a lesson..."
"And time to meet your darkest fears!"
The two lunged at each other, canes high above their heads ready to strike. Voltaire was about to give a rather nasty blow to his opponent, only to let his cane hang in mid air.
Ladies and gentlemen, here is what we call a record scratch moment.
Rafe looked at him in surprise. "Well?"
"...Wouldn't it be a shame to ruin your hat? I rather like it, good quality."
And here, ladies and gentlemen, is where you can proceed to either facepalm, go "OMGWTFBBQ", or choke on the fly that decided your open jaw would make a nice resting place.
"Ah I suppose... thank you, yours is a rather fine hat as well."
"And that cane, simply splendid. Mine may not look that well, but in all honesty it's the practicality that counts." he twisted the top to reveal the blade.
The strange man (if he was even a man) chuckled. "Ah that is bound to get a few good scares out of some people! I must try that some time."
"Scares?"
Grinning a red grin, he nodded. "I specialize in making people's greatest fears come true."
"I see…” Voltaire was soon grinning as well. “I specialise in teaching, though my students unfortunately tend to find my lessons too harsh. On the up side, they never live to tell anyone about it.” Both men burst out in laughter.
After a few minutes of laughing at a few more morbid jokes, Voltaire wiped tears of laughter with gloved hand. “I must say Mr…?”
“Call me Rafe.” He tipped his hat at him.
“And you may call me Voltaire.” He smirked, also returning the favour. “You know Mr Rafe, I do believe this may be the start of a rather pleasant acquaintanceship...”
Rafe let out another laugh. “I believe so too.”
AND THEY WENT HAND IN HAND AND FROLICED IN ZEE PRETTY FLOWERS!! OMG ZEE FLOWERS!!
…or maybe they just went to a bar or something. The End.
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Voltaire (left) © me
Rafe (right) ©
Image size
2223x1506px 1.08 MB
Make
HP
Model
HP Scanjet 3800
Date Taken
Aug 30, 2009, 1:18:49 AM
© 2009 - 2024 frisca-freak
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This just made my day. xDDD
Personally, I prefer the flowers. *snorts, laughs some more*
- Kai